Anonymous Quotes
Anonymous Quotes
“Your last word is another man’s target.”
“Your head is not aerodynamically proportioned.”
“Your village called… they want their idiot back.”
“You’re unique. Just like everyone else.”
“He(/She) is not bad, but You are great!”
“You’re bad bad, but he(/she) is Great!”
“You know what they say, whitewater in the morning.”
“You’re only worth as much as your promises are.”
“You have more luck than brains.”
“You gotta move on to groove on.”
“You get what you pay for, and you pay for what you get.”
“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”
“You can’t predict the future, but you can prepare for it.”
“You can’t put a better bit of butter on you knife!”
“You cannot use your friends and have them too.”
“You have no rights. Sit down.”
“You cannot mistake happenings as inconveniences always, you have to sit and think about how you can benefit from it.”
“You can have your cake and eat it too.”
“You can eat your cake and have it too.”
“You can lead a horse to water, but don’t fiddle with it… that’s just weird.”
“You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.”
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.”
“You can go off people you know.”
“You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.”
“You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your enemies.”
“Xylophones are like humans – there can be all kinds of notes and personalities.”
“Xenophobia is alien to me.”
“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.”
“Who’s been stealing my icecreams.”
“Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.”
“Where there’s smoke there’s fire.”
“Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.”
“Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something.”
“Wise men make proverbs. Fools repeat them.”
“Without education, we are in horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.”
“Winners never quit, and quitters never win.”
“Wikipedia has changed the way the world gets information forever.”
“Why do you try to fit in when you are born to stand out?”
“Why buy it when you can build it for twice as much.”
“Why buy the cow when the milk is free?”
“Why bother making cookies if your just going to shit them out?”
“Why be difficult when you can be impossible?”
“Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad—but they don’t bother about the working classes.”
“Whom Jupiter wishes to destroy he first sends mad.”
“Whom gods destroy they first make mad.”
“Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.”
“Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.”
“Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.”
“Where patience fails, force prevails.”
“When someone says they don’t care it means they care very much.”
“When your father says “Do I look stupid?”, don’t answer.”
“When the shit hits the fan, and osama bin laden is found, when there is a snowball fight in hell, and animal control has to buy planes to catch the pigs in the sky, that’s when I might consider listening to whatever the hell it is you’re saying.”
“When the going gets tough, America goes to the bar.”
“When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.”
“What’s the officer problem?”
“What is popular is not always right; what is right is not always popular.”
“Whatever you do, do cautiously, and look to the end.”
“What drives you? Is it a Mini or a Thunderbird?”
“Whatever happens for a reason, happens.”
“We will fight them until hell freezes over. Then, we’ll fight them on ice.”
“We are not meant to be good, we are just meant to exist.”
“We all have wings. Heaven is just VIP.”
“We fucked that midget, Sam. Fucked’em all nite long, and not just traditional.”
“Wars are always fought for old men by young boys.”
“Wars are where old men talk and young men die.”
“Violence isn’t the answer, but it’s a bloody good guess.”
“Violence is not the answer.”
“Underpromise and overdeliver.”
“Understanding someone is better than words sometimes.”
“The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive”
“To care for things when others don’t care, that’s what makes you human.”
“To forget is disgraceful, to forgive is true strength.”
“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.”
“The difference between successful and unsuccessful man is not the lack of strength or knowledge, it’s the lack of WILL POWER.”
“Those most willing to give others a piece of their mind can least afford to do so.”
“The best and worst thing about Time is that it passes by.”
“The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.”
“Turnabout is fair play.”
“There’s no smoke without fire.”
“The Law of Gravity states that what comes up, must come down. That’s why I don’t invest in the Stock Market.”
“Trust God, check all others.”
“They condemn what they do not understand.”
“Take control of your own destiny.”
“True power comes from knowledge. Knowledge comes from understanding.”
“Treat criticism as your friend.”
“Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.”
“Too much phone sex will give you hearing AIDS.”
“To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.”
“To ignore the past is to jeopardize the future.”
“Togetherness only through crisis.”
“Times change, and we change with them.”
“Time files when you don’t care about it.”
“Time flies when you’re having fun.”
“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. But what are timeflies and why do they like an arrow?”
“Time flies like the wind, but fruit flies like bananas.”
“Thoughts don’t hurt, actions do.”
“Those who suppress freedom always do so in the name of law and order.”
“Those who say that violence isn’t the answer understood the question.”
“Those who say that violence is the answer never understood the question.”
“Those who reject advice are those who need it the most.”
“Those who fight and run away, live to fight another day.”
“Those who don’t make decisions never make mistakes.”
“Think of the Web as a big bathroom wall. And everyone has a marker.”
“Think of it this way, in a 1000 years who’s gonna care?”
“They would have failed if they were on Expert.”
“There is something about a cupboard that makes a skeleton terribly restless.”
“There is nothing that you can’t do, only things that you want to or not.”
“There is no need to fear the dead. Only fear the living.”
“There is no I in team, but there is in win, and there’s a u in suck.”
“There is no I in team, unless you spell it that way.”
“There is always one more idiot than you counted on.”
“There is a fine line between stupid and clever”
“There is a fine line between coincidence and fate.”
“There are two types of people that go around beardless; boys and women, and I am neither.”
“There are two types of people in the world; the people who control it, and the people that should.”
“There are two types of people in the world: Those who sort people into different categories, and those who don’t.”
“There are two types of people in the world: Chuck Norris and people that suck.”
“There are three types of people in the world: Those who get things done, those who watch things getting done, and those who wonder what’s going on.”
“There are three types of people in this world: the ones who keep you alive, the ones who would otherwise cause you to die, and the ones who somehow manage to do both at the same time.”
“There are three types of people in this world: the ones who can count, and those who can’t.”
“There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don’t.”
“There are only 3 truths in this world: My truth, your truth and THE TRUTH.”
“The WAY I walk is the WAY.”
“The world would be less violent if everyone used hula hoops.”
“The world is big again.”
“The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.”
“The thing our parents’ generation doesn’t get, is that if you kick ass on the internet, people will find you.”
“The things we remember best are those better forgotten.”
“The thinner the book, the thicker the person.”
“The sun shines brighter in the wake of tragedy.”
“The sincerest love is satirized by the sincerest liars.”
“The straw that broke the camel’s back.”
“The proof of the pudding is in the eating.”
“The problem with society is that one man can achieve more than a thousand others.”
“The plural of anecdote is not data.”
“The perfect lie is one that can even deceive the liar.”
“The only perfect lie is one that even the liar don’t know the answer to.”
“The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire.”
“The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.”
“The only problem with subtlety is that it is too subtle.”
“The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history.”
“The only concealed weapon is a man’s mind.”
“The only tme the music is too loud is when your ears start bleeding.”
“The one that can describe feelings best is the one without emotion.”
“The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.”
“The meaning of life is anything you want it to be, because if something hasn’t got an answer how can you answer be wrong?”
“The line between what is right and what is wrong is thin and indistinct. It takes true character to discern between the two.”
“The impossible is always possible.”
“The greatest trick a writer ever played upon his readers was to convince them that he was telling the truth when he wrote, “Honestly, I tell you no lies!””
“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.”
“The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.”
“The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty; the glass is twice as big as it should be.”
“The hardest thing to raise in my garden is my knees.”
“The graffito’s on the wall!”
“The first victim of anger is the angry man.”
“The First Impression Is Not The Last Impression, But A Lasting Impression”
“The family that prays together stays together.”
“The Eclectic Rede: Keep What Works, Fix What’s Broke, Dump the Rest.”
“The devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world that God exists.”
“The devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.”
“The devil we know is better than the devil we don’t.”
“The devil makes work for idle hands.”
“The devil makes work for idle thumbs.”
“The death of three civilians and a dog causes uproar and sadness. The death of 20,000 soldiers causes dissatisfaction.”
“The customer is always right, except when he’s dead wrong.”
“The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.”
“The world isn’t perfect…but that’s why it’s beautiful.”
“The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.”
“The best prophet of the future is the past.”
“The best friends you will ever have are the ones who are there when everything is not perfect.”
“The best defense against logic is ignorance.”
“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”
“The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think.”
“The apotheosis of nihilism is suicide.”
“Temptation is seen from a distance never near.”
“Tall trees catch more wind.”
“Talking about architecture is like dancing about architecture.”
“Writing about art is like dancing about architecture.”
“Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.”
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
“Talk is cheap when the story’s good.”
“Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.”
“Take all risks for not the day come saying what IF !”
“Take a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he raises to spout.”
“This Christmas, buy your children glue.”
“Support your right to arm bears.”
“Superficially, an aphorist is a bit like a philatelist, only he’ll never admit it.”
“Stupidity is permanent; ignorance can be fixed.”
“Smart people make problems in the world, stupid people fix them.”
“Stupid people shouldn’t breed.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.”
“Sometimes, it just takes a pirate to get the job done.”
“Someday we will look back on this and laugh.”
“Some people are born lucky, some make their own luck.”
“So close, and yet so far away.”
“Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?”
“Coulda, woulda, Shoulda.”
“Successful leaders have the courage to take action where others hesitate.”
“Simple programming languages are bad because they are easy.”
“Should have, would have, could have but didn’t.”
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will still be among the stars.”
“Seek and you shall find.”
“See you some other never.”
“See ya later, alligator! After a while, crocodile!”
“See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.”
“Some say knowledge is the best virtue, I say stupidity is”
“Scientific progress goes “Boink”.”
“Say something stupid and your name will be remembered for forever and a day.”
“Say something wise and your name will live forever.”
“Say what you mean, mean what you say.”
“Satisfaction come at the cost of desire.”
“Satisfaction is the death of desire.”
“There is no such thing as excessive firepower. There is only open fire and reload.”
“Rome wasn’t built in a day.”
“Right or Wrong is always dependent on the context.”
“Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold–but so does a hard-boiled egg.”
“Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.”
“Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.”
“Reality is a poor substitute for my dreams.”
“Realists are just pessimists looking for an excuse for themselves.”
“Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write it should be hard to understand.”
“Reach for the stars, or you’ll never touch the sky.”
“For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails…and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever.”
“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit; adaptation, even more so.”
“Question it if it’s free.”
“Question everything, accept nothing.”
“Quick action in emergencies saves lives, push up to the front of the line.”
“Put your Crocodile in adventure mode.”
“Proper planning and preparation prevents piss-poor performance.”
“Proper preparation prevents piss-poor performance.”
“Promotion is one’s growth at the cost of another.”
“Pray for what you want. Work for what you need.”
“Praise undeserved is scandal in disguise.”
“Practice what you preach.”
“Practice may make perfect, but perfection does not mean you don’t need to practice.”
“Practice makes perfect.”
“Practice makes permanent.”
“Practice makes perfect, and nothing’s perfect, so why practice?”
“Practice does not make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.”
“Power is the way to fulfill absolute corruption and greed.”
“Power is the ability not to have to please.”
“Physical prowess is for cowards; a little pain builds character.”
“Patriotism – There are people in every country who shamelessly hide their corrupt practises and sheer incompetence behind their country’s flag.”
“Pink pills for pale people.”
“Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.”
“Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.”
“Perfection is only possible within an imperfect human mold.”
“Pessimists are Optimists with experience.”
“Pessimists are just realistic optimists.”
“Pessimist’s definition of an Optimist: Someone who knows today is so bad, tomorrow has just got to be better.”
“People who charge are people we remember for being excellent.”
“People who run aren’t cowards, just smarter than those who charge.”
“People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage others.”
“People say I shouldn’t frown because it uses more muscles than smiling. Then I point out that Americans need their exercise.”
“People in your life will come and go like the ocean tides, but few will leave such an imprint on your soul that it can not be washed away.”
“People only think I’m wrong because my path of logic is illogical to every logical person.”
“Patience is a virtue, albeit a tedious one.”
“Patience is a very tedious virtue.”
“Pain is your friend; it lets you know that you’re still alive.”
“Pain is temporary. Chicks dig scars. Glory is forever.”
“Pain is ever present, but never ever lasting.”
“Pleasure is weakness entering the body.”
“Pain is weakness leaving the body.”
“Optimist is the one who thinks bullshit is a fertilizer.”
“Oh what a stink of the rot!”
“Open minds and empty heads are not the same.”
“Only the man who stands can get knocked down with pride.”
“One smart man is dumber than 7 seven stupid ones.”
“Out of the frying pan, into the fire.”
“One cannot write feelings when not in despair.”
“One knows self, knows all.”
“One good turn deserves another.”
“Obstacles are weights that when time flows, you’ll get used to”
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
“Nothing is troublesome that we do willingly.”
“Nothing like a cigarette to remind you you’re alive”
“Nothing is more certain than the certainty of being uncertain.”
“Nobody’s perfect. I’m Nobody. Therefore, I must be perfect.”
“Nobody ever said that life is fair.”
“No quarter given, and none received.”
Anonymous Quotes
“No man is an island in Manhattan.”
“No good deed goes unpunished.”
“Ninety-nine percent of all statistics are made up on the spot (including this one).”
“Never put off doing till tomorrow what you can put off doing today.”
“Never count a tiger’s teeth before breakfast.”
“Never look a gift horse in the mouth.”
“Never forgive, never forget.”
“Never forget that your tools were made by the lowest bidder.”
“Never Drink and drive, you might spill your beer.”
“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.”
“Mr. Heinz would be happy!!!”
“Money is worthless unless some people have it and others do not.”
“My other badge is enamel.”
“My mechanics so good, if he cant fix it, it ain’t broken.”
“My karma ran over your dogma.”
“My body may be broken, but my spirit still fights on.”
“Music is Inspiration & Sentiment. These goods cannot be sold but only shared.”
“Most citizens are in two minds about traffic wardens: whether they should be taken out and shot at dawn, or at dusk.”
“Most live and learn, but by the time most learn, it is too late to live.”
“Mocking religion is like mocking handicapped people, even though it’s easy, you just don’t do it.”
“Miss with the best , die like the rest.”
“Misery is the fastest breeding substance in the world.”
“Man must shut up, or be shut up.”
“Man has one incurable disease: Ignorance.”
“Many hands make light work.”
“Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.”
“Life is about everything, but without love it’s nothing.”
“Love and life can’t be separate.”
“Love of money is the root of all evil.”
“Love is sex, but sex isn’t love.”
“Love is the only rational act.”
“Love is all you need to love, and love is all you need to be loved.”
“Love makes the world go ’round.”
“Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass.”
“Love is not something you learn, love is something you know but don’t realize until you have it.”
“Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.”
“Life is hard, but the alternative is unacceptable.”
“Live life like there’s no tomorrow.”
“Life is a sexually contracted terminal disease.”
“Life is what you make it”
“Life is unsure. Always eat your dessert first.”
“Life is out there, if your doing what you love, and loving what you do.”
“Life is a terminal disease.”
“Life is the best thing in the world, those who disprove are fools”
“Life sucks til it stops, the life, not the sucking.”
“Life sucks, then you die.”
“Life isn’t fair. — No, it’s not, is it!”
“Life is enjoyment, enjoyment is Whiskey, but Whiskey is not life.”
“Let’s be careful out there.”
“Let his own wand ding him.”
“Laws are made to be broken.”
“Keep Mum, she’s not so dumb.”
“Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.”
“Just because you’ve always done it that way; doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.”
“Just get up one more time than you are knocked down.”
“If two people meet and exchange one dollar, both leave with that same one dollar. If two people meet and exchange an idea, both leave with two ideas.”
“If you’re in control, you’re not driving fast enough…”
“If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions.”
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
“It’s only funny until someone gets hurt… Then it’s hilarious.”
“It’s often not what we say that hurts, but what we don’t say.”
“It’s not cheating, it’s creative sportsmanship.”
“It’s not a bug, it’s an undocumented feature.”
“It’s been a long week today.”
“It’s a dog eat dog world.”
“It is not ignorance that is the problem, but the illusion of knowledge.”
“It is difficult to understand how a pyramid is built from sitting on the top of it.”
“It doesn’t matter what actually happened, the only thing that matters is what people think happened.”
“It always feels better to walk on the path you made yourself.”
“Is your journey really necessary?”
“Isn’t there a medicine for that?”
“In one ear, out the other.”
“In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.”
“In every river, the worse the ford the better the fish.”
“Information is knowledge, knowledge is influence, influence is power.”
“I’m pink, therefore, I’m spam!”
“I intend to live forever – so far, so good!”
“If you always tell the truth, you never have to rely on your memory.”
“If it looks like there’s nothing to worry about, that’s when you really have to worry.”
“If it is to be it is up to me.”
“If you’re dumb dont talk so you can at least seem smart. Till you forget and say something stupid.”
“If you think the impossible, the incredible can come true.”
“If you go looking for enemies then you will find them — the fucking bastards!”
“If you get knocked off your horse, you get right back in the saddle.”
“If your enemy needs a friend, buy him a dog.”
“If you don’t know where your going you’ll never get there.”
“If you can’t convince, confuse!”
“If you can’t appreciate it, you don’t deserve it.”
“If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.”
“If the left half of the brain controls the right hand, and the right half the left, then left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds.”
“If I’m going down I’m taking somebody with me.”
“If it’s worth fighting for…it’s worth fighting dirty for.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, others do so at your expense.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving’s not for you!”
“If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.”
“If at first you don’t succeed – give up!”
“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“If a man speaks in a forest, but no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?”
“If intelligence had anything to do with the voting process, then all the smart people would vote the same.”
“If I had that nose full of nickels, I’d be a rich man.”
“If I had liked you in the first place, I’d have gone off you by now.”
“In God we trust. The rest must pay cash.”
“I like to be at the base/bottom of a pyramid. So i can say to the one at the top that I will leave if I want…”
“I think, therefore, I thunk!”
“I’m not trying to be cheeky, because if I was you’d know about it.”
“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”
“I would insult you, but you’re not bright enough.”
“I wasn’t always this fat – blame it on inflation.”
“I was born intelligent. But, education ruined me.”
“It is easier to create naked art than it is to create clothed porn.”
“It’s only money, we’ve got plenty of it.”
“It’s the horse you are the most unwilling to ride that will take you the furthest.”
“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
“I only made one mistake in my life; that’s when I thought I was wrong.”
“I may look stupid but dont let it it foool you i is smmart. by.”
“I know very well that beauty is empty. But I want it anyway.”
“I have the body of a god. Specifically, Buddha.”
“I don’t understand women, if someone said to me “go home and make babies” it would make my day.”
“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!”
“I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own!”
“I don’t have an attitude problem: you have a perception problem!”
“I don’t fear death; it’s re-incarnation I dread.”
“I can tune a guitar, but I can’t tüna fish.”
“I am nothing, not even hope.”
“I am not a National Insurance Number, I am a free man!”
“I always mean what I say but I don’t always say what I mean.”
“How long is a piece of string?”
“Hold my beer and watch this!”
“Hoping for the best but expecting the worst.”
“Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.”
“Home is where your dump is.”
“Home is where your hump is.”
“Home is where your hat is.”
“Home is where the heart is.”
“Home is where you make it.”
“History is not about who’s right. It’s about who’s left.”
“History is like your social Security number. long, useless, but needed.”
“History shows that life is the cheapest commodity.”
“History is just one bloody thing after another.”
“Hire the best, keep the best.”
“He’s as sharp as a beach ball.”
“He’s got bubbles in his think tank.”
“He who listens is he who truly speaks.”
“He who laughs last thinks slowest.”
“He who laughs last laughs longest.”
“He who is silent speaks volumes.”
“He that fights and runs away, May live to fight another day.”
“Have you seen Mike Hawk?”
“Have you seen my hexokinase?”
“Happiness is being married to your best friend.”
“Half the work done in the world is there to deceive you.”
“Great ideas are like diamonds; hard to find, not too useful, and impossible to hold onto.”
“God save the Queen! God knows Why!”
“Guitars are like speeches, they must be in tune.”
“Great minds think alike.”
“Greed is the mother of all sins.”
“Grass is greener on the other side.”
“Grass is greener on the other side, but you’ll eventually have to mow it.”
“Greatest gift one man can give another; the awesome responsibility of freedom.”
“Government philosophy: If it ain’t broke, fix it ’til it is.”
“Good things come to those who wait.”
“Good friends are like stars — you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.”
“Go big or don’t go at all.”
“Gimme some of that Goon.”
“Getting lost is not a bad thing its just not that good either.”
“Get with it or get lost.”
“Friends are like a four leaf clover,hard to find but good to have.”
“Freedom comes at a cost hope is free.”
“Friends come and go, but enemies are here forever.”
“For every negative in life, there is a greater positive.”
“Friendship is like peeing in your pants: Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.”
“Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.”
“Friends come and go, but a good enemy lasts forever.”
“Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.”
“Form is temporary. Class is permanent.”
“For the common man can do nothing: The fact he undertakes the task makes him uncommon.”
“For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.”
“Five out of four people have problems with fractions.”
“First Deserve, then desire.”
“Fire it up, light it up, smoke it up.”
“Few women admit their age. Fewer men act theirs.”
“Fate is only for those unable to control their own futures.”
“Faith is the opposite of logic.”
“Faith is antonymous with logic.”
“Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip.”
“Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward.”
“Every song ends, but that’s not a reason to not enjoy music.”
“Eat right. Exercise regularly. Die anyway.”
“Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.”
“Even the mighty oak tree was just a little nut once, just like you.”
“Even “impossible” says I’m possible!”
“Everything tastes better when it’s free.”
“We’re all a lot better for butter.”
“Everything’s better with butter.”
“Eschew Obfuscation! Espouse Elucidation!”
“Effort makes the man – ask any woman.”
“Don’t aim for success. If you want it, just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally!”
“People can have fun while others are not having fun.”
“Does a one legged duck swim in a circle.”
“Don’t piss in your own pool.”
“Draw a circle not a heart cause a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.”
“Dead fish go with the flow… but I’m not dead yet.”
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”
“Distance makes the heart grow fonder.”
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
“Don’t feed the monkeys! They like soul-food best!”
“Don’t drive faster then your guardian angel can fly!”
“Don’t let the chains of the world keep you down. Cast them off, and be free to fly.”
“Depression is anger without motivation, it’s like having an empty beer bottle with no one to throw it at.”
“Death is the final journey.”
“Deaf people can do anything other people can do except hear.”
“Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.”
“Crawl out of one hole and into another.”
“Contrary to what the cynics say, distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It’s for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don’t see it nearly enough.”
“Culture is to make a nice drinking bowl from one’s enemy’s skull. Civilization is to go to prison for that.”
“Cancel my subscription, I don’t need your issues.”
“But what about my obstacles? Feint left, run right. Charge like a hipopotamus. Blast with lasers. Drag along. Pretend not there. Surmount.”
“Bullfight critics row on row, Crowd the vast arena full, But only one man’s there who knows, And he’s the man who fights the bull.”
“Build something that’s foolproof and they invent a better fool.”
“Build something that’s foolproof, and only a fool will use it.”
“Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.”
“Better lucky than good.”
“Better a smartass than a dumbass.”
“Better smart than beautiful.”
“Begin with the end in mind.”
“Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.”
“Bees that have honey in the mouth have stings in their tails”
“Be on the world, not of it…As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf…”
“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”
“Anything good or bad lies in your eyes.”
“At least those with closed minds never have to worry about their brains gathering dust.”
“Attitude: the difference between squashing and being squashed.”
“Attitude. The difference between winners and losers.”
“Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.”
“As you move through life, set aside good ideas and give them to others to encourage and inspire.”
“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.”
“Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.”
“Anything worth doing is worth doing well.”
“Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your heart.”
“Another day another dollar.”
“Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments.”
“And all the people say?”
“An elephant never forgets.”
“An apple, an egg, and a nut, you may eat after a slut.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away. The trick is learning how hard to throw.”
“All the world is mad, except thee and me, and even thee’s a little mad at times.”
“All That Glitters Is Not Gold, There’s Brass And Copper Or It Might Be Plated!”
“A rolling stone gathers no moss, so there’s nothing to cushion the impact when it hits.”
“A proof tells us where to concentrate our doubts.”
“A man’s libido is nine-tenths testosterone.”
“A guitarist is only as good as his drummer and bassist”
“Actions speak louder than words.”
“Act quickly… but not too quickly.”
“Accept nothing, challenge everything.”
“A camel is a horse designed by committee.”
This page was last edited on 2nd February, 2024 at 10:49 AM (UTC).